When the turned 18 Peter “Stoney” Emshwiller had a brilliant idea: He would interview his future self. Unfortunately for Pete, time machines..
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What if car companies didn’t care about windshield wipers? What if car seats sucked? What if all they were concerned..
Andrew Jackson killed a least a dozen men in personal duels, owned hundreds of slaves, and committed genocidal acts on..
Those shitlords in Hollywood have done it again: they’ve made another “action” movie that spills so much testosterone on the..
When considered purely from a medical perspective, a hangover is more like dehydration. (more…)
Watch out Governor Warren and Generals Eisenhower and MacArthur! Former senator Rick Santorum, 57, has thrown his hat into the..
It’s a jungle out there. Stress, obligations, and just the cold, lonely world can get to you. Don’t let it...
Dear Genghis, I live in Austin and all my friends are hispter vegans. While I respect their choice, and they..
According to the Department of Transportation, Takata, the largest airbag manufacturer in the world, blew it. At the insistence of..
Smoota, trombonist, musician, sensualist, often found at Union Pool on Monday nights jamming with Rev. Vince Anderson and his Love..