Undeservedly Famous Moron says Insensitive Thing about Minority Group

This just in, a person famous for singing formulaic music, food preparation, or appearing on a television program written for people of substandard intelligence has used an ethnic slur. The person in question has apologized, and though the short apology manages to blame others for their behavior and insists that their comments were taken out of context, equally undeservedly famous members of the slighted group have accepted the apology.

These comments come on the heels of a different celebrity saying similar slurs about a desperate ethnic group and predate an additional slur expected to come, say, in the next two months from another person society has decided has value due to the entertainment they momentarily provided.

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